"Hole In One"

As a young man, Norman was an exceptional golfer. At the age of
26, however, he decided to become a priest, and joined a rather
strange order. He took the usual vows of poverty and chastity, but
his order also required that he quit playing golf and never play golf
again. This was particularly difficult for Norman, but he agreed and
was finally ordained a priest.

One Sunday morning, the Reverend Father Norman woke up and
realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring
day, decided he just had to play golf. He then told the Associate
Pastor that he was feeling sick and convinced him to say Mass
for him that day.

As soon as the Associate Pastor left the room, Father Norman
headed out of town to a golf course about forty miles away.
This way he knew he wouldn't accidentally meet anyone he
knew from his parish.

Setting up on the first tee, he was alone. After all, it was Sunday
morning and everyone else was in church!

At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord while looking
down from the heavens and exclaimed, "You're not going to let him
get away with this, are you?"

The Lord sighed, and said, "No, I guess not."

"Just then, Father Norman hit the ball and it went straight toward the
pin, landing just short of it, rolled up and fell into the hole. It
was a 400 yard HOLE-IN-ONE!!!

St. Peter was astonished. He looked at the Lord and asked, "Why did
you let him do that?"

The Lord smiled and replied, "Who is he going to tell?"

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